Goodnight Mom

Dad: Daniel come and give mom a hug and tell her what a good mom she is.
Daniel: Awwww. Goodnight mom. [Kiss Noise]

Where will Travis sleep?

After months of living with friends and family, we finally closed on our house today. After the closing we went to our house and told Daniel we were moving in there on Monday.

Daniel (looking at the rooms): Where will Travis and Lana sleep?
Dad: They will just live at their own house.
Daniel (looking very confused): They can sleep here!
Dad: No only we will live here.

Daniel looks at me like I have no idea what I am talking about, and walks out of the room to find Mom.

Damn Lion

Daniel: I'm going to find a damn lion dad!
Dad: What?
Daniel: A damn lion. I am going to find a damn lion.
Dad: Ok...what are you going to do with it.
Daniel: Blow it into the wind.
Dad: Oh a dandy lion!
Daniel: YEAH!