Moo

Alice was rubbing her fork on her foot! Gross! Me: We do not live in a barn. Alice: Moo.

Oh the potty

"I never pee on the door." Love that Alice girl.

Target

As we wait for Dad to meet us at a restaurant by Target Daniel asks "Is Dad at our Target? I mean the Target we go to all the time. The Target we go to like everyday?"

Les Miserables

Alice singing "Look down! Look down! No one likes me!"

Broccoli

Daniel looked at his plate and said "can I get some butter and some cinnamon sugar for my broccoli?"

velociraptor

I was telling Daniel that I read to him a bunch when he was tiny because it entertained him: Daniel "what books did we read?" Me "I was reading Plato's "republic"" Daniel "Who is play-doh?" Me "Pla-To, he was a philosopher" Daniel "A Velociraptor???"

Bad Night

Recently my sister and brother in law posted on facebook that their son (a skinny and tall 3 year old) had a bad night. Jason and I speculated on what that could mean, and Daniel chimed in: "Maybe his bed fell down. He could be too heavy for his bed and if his bed fell down that would make it a bad night."

Heavy Brain

Daniel hasn't been feeling good so this morning I asked him how he felt: "Well my throat still hurts and my brain is heavy. Sometimes it is so heavy I can't lift it."

Milking

I had to pump milk for awhile with Charlie (newest edition) and Daniel checked on me one day while pumping and went and told Jason "mom is just milking upstairs."

Purple

We have started drinking green smoothies around here but Alice prefers hers to be purple. She told me "purple helps you poop."

Big Girl

I helped Alice put her shoes on the other day. She then got mine out and when I put them on she said "you are such a big girl, good job."

I told Alice not to put something in her mouth or she could choke and die. Daniel "Then you will be stuck at the military for a long time until Jesus comes again which is like in forever."

Bad Guys

This is how you can tell who is a bad guy according to what Daniel told Alice. "Bad guys don't clean up their messes."

Constructions

Daniel was trying to play UNO with some people who were not following his "rules" and he said: "We just need to pull out the constructions!"

Booger Kiss

Daniel: Dad I kissed you so hard a booger came out.
Me: Great son.

Important Stuff

While watching the "World Report":

Daniel: What is that?
Melanie: That is baseball.
Daniel: Why aren't they showing important stuff?

Thats my boy!!

animaniacs

We were at the library and they had a small display of Jack and the Beanstalk. I asked Daniel:

"You know this story, who sells their cow for some magic beans?"

Daniel replies very seriously "The Warner Brothers."

shirts

Daniel "I wonder what shirt Daddy is wearing today?"

me: what?????

"Meet this Grandma..."

At Daniels birthday party he showed Melanies mom from the door into the party. Wanting to get away quickly to play with his friends he brought her to my mom and said "Grandma meet this grandma". Then assuming they were occupied he ran to play with his friends.

Where I came from

We took a pregnant lady to the doctor yesterday and this was one of our conversations.

Daniel: "Before I came here to earth I lived way way up in the sky with Jesus. Then he put me in my mommy's tummy and I was there for a few days. After that the doctor got me out of her tummy. But Alice was still up in Heaven with Jesus. And that's where I came from."