Chemical Cookies

Jason had bought Daniel a cookie from our favorite dessert place The Chocolate (located in Orem), and here is what he thought...

"Mmmmmm, Mom I love cookies with chemicals."

Sprinkles, chemicals, same thing to our kid.

Fireman Dan

Daniel had the firemen come to preschool and so he put out "fires" all day. Here is some of the best quotes.

"So if the couch is on fire, I will put it out and then there will be smoke, but smoke is okay. But if smoke gets on your bums then I can put the smoke out."

He was pretending to be the fireman who spoke to their class and this is what he said: "Okay now I am going to tell you a little bit about myself." Apparently we got word for word what the guy said.

avocados

Daniel has been eating lots of avocados lately. This morning as we watched the nutso weather outside he picked out a bugger and said:

"Mom look! Avocado came out of my nose!"

Tomorrow today.

Daniel refers to the morning as "tomorrow." For example:

"Is it tomorrow today mom?"

"Yes Daniel, it is tomorrow."

Potty Stickers

Daniel was going potty standing up in our half bath, so when he goes his little bum faces out to all the world to see since closed doors aren't a real thing in our house. Alice was playing with stickers and well, she put a sticker on me, on her and then walked over to the bathroom and put one right on Daniel's bum.

Daniel "Mom!!!!!!!!!! Alice put a sticker on my bum!!!!"

Mom was laughing to hard to respond.

Converstaion with the bubble lady

As we were leaving the bubbles Daniel said "wait mom, I forgot." Going to the lady blowing bubbles he proceeded:

Daniel: "I forgot what is your name?"

Lady: "Maya. What is your name?"

Daniel: "My name is Daniel, Daniel Webb."

Maya: "Do you know sister's name?"

Daniel: "Her name is Alice Webb and Daddy is Jason Daddy Webb and Mommy is Mommy Webb. Thanks for bubbles. Bye."

Hawaii Posts

These are some funny things Daniel said on our trip to Hawaii.

"Rain stay up in the air!"

"Mom! There is a tree on that light!"

To the bird who came on our balcony "Stay here bird it's just me, Daniel, Daniel Webb."

"I want to play with Alice's rocket." Alice has a coconut maraca.

"stop singing I am eating."

Surfing according to Daniel:
"Big waves are for big guys and little waves are for little guys."

Waves according to Daniel:
"The water comes in and it comes up like this (vigorous hand gestures follow).

In his prayer:
"Bless all the aunts in the room..."