Where I came from

We took a pregnant lady to the doctor yesterday and this was one of our conversations.

Daniel: "Before I came here to earth I lived way way up in the sky with Jesus. Then he put me in my mommy's tummy and I was there for a few days. After that the doctor got me out of her tummy. But Alice was still up in Heaven with Jesus. And that's where I came from."

Coyote Ugly

We were cleaning the basement. Daniel found the movie "Coyote Ugly" and ran over to me and excitingly said

"Mom it's a picture of my aunts!!"

Medium

Alice was crying not sleeping during her nap. I asked Daniel to go in and check to see if she was laying down or standing up.

His reply: "She's medium."

Me: "what?"

Daniel: "she's medium."

Bless Jesus

Sometimes Daniel blesses Jesus in his prayers. This took the cake:

"Please bless Jesus and his wife Mary to sleep good."

Grandma's House

Today Alice fell and got hurt so I was telling Daniel if I ever fell and got hurt he should call 911.

D: "Well I don't want them to send the police."

Me: "Well you could call dad."

D: "how about this. I would put my booster seat in the front and drive to my grandma's house."

Me: "What would you do there?"

D: "I would stay for a few days, sleep good and not come out of my room, and play. Then I would drive back."

Me: "So that's what you would do if I got hurt?"

D: "Yeah, I would go to grandma's."

Me: "What if I have to go to the hospital?"

D: "Alice can go with you."

Rocket Ship take 2

My sister came over to deliver us some books today. When Daniel saw who it was he said:

"Guess what we are decorating our house for Christmas so that Santa will want to come here and then he can bring me my rocket ship because I asked him for one. I am so excited!"

Police

Daniel was telling me about what would happen if bad guys got him. First he said:

"I would take my seat belt off my booster seat and open my door and jump out!"

"If I had a cell phone I would call you, mom"

"I would call Batman and say "Batman help we need guns to shoot the bad guys!""

Mom: "What about calling the police?"

Daniel: big sigh "I'm tired of the police."