Meetings

Jason told Daniel he had to go to a meeting. Daniel said that he would like to go with him, and then after thinking said this:

"I am not sure if that meeting will make me happy or something like that."

Middle of the night conversations

This was a conversation between me and Daniel this morning that took place through Melanie over the phone (Melanie repeating everything has been omitted).


Daniel: Tell dad I got lost.
Dad: I am so sorry you got lost.
Daniel: I got lost in the middle of the night and couldn't find anyone to talk to.
Dad: Oh.
Daniel: And I was so sad.
Daniel: I got lost at some weird place of the house...[Exit Daniel]

Chemical Cookies

Jason had bought Daniel a cookie from our favorite dessert place The Chocolate (located in Orem), and here is what he thought...

"Mmmmmm, Mom I love cookies with chemicals."

Sprinkles, chemicals, same thing to our kid.

Fireman Dan

Daniel had the firemen come to preschool and so he put out "fires" all day. Here is some of the best quotes.

"So if the couch is on fire, I will put it out and then there will be smoke, but smoke is okay. But if smoke gets on your bums then I can put the smoke out."

He was pretending to be the fireman who spoke to their class and this is what he said: "Okay now I am going to tell you a little bit about myself." Apparently we got word for word what the guy said.

avocados

Daniel has been eating lots of avocados lately. This morning as we watched the nutso weather outside he picked out a bugger and said:

"Mom look! Avocado came out of my nose!"

Tomorrow today.

Daniel refers to the morning as "tomorrow." For example:

"Is it tomorrow today mom?"

"Yes Daniel, it is tomorrow."

Potty Stickers

Daniel was going potty standing up in our half bath, so when he goes his little bum faces out to all the world to see since closed doors aren't a real thing in our house. Alice was playing with stickers and well, she put a sticker on me, on her and then walked over to the bathroom and put one right on Daniel's bum.

Daniel "Mom!!!!!!!!!! Alice put a sticker on my bum!!!!"

Mom was laughing to hard to respond.