"Meet this Grandma..."

At Daniels birthday party he showed Melanies mom from the door into the party. Wanting to get away quickly to play with his friends he brought her to my mom and said "Grandma meet this grandma". Then assuming they were occupied he ran to play with his friends.

Where I came from

We took a pregnant lady to the doctor yesterday and this was one of our conversations.

Daniel: "Before I came here to earth I lived way way up in the sky with Jesus. Then he put me in my mommy's tummy and I was there for a few days. After that the doctor got me out of her tummy. But Alice was still up in Heaven with Jesus. And that's where I came from."

Coyote Ugly

We were cleaning the basement. Daniel found the movie "Coyote Ugly" and ran over to me and excitingly said

"Mom it's a picture of my aunts!!"

Medium

Alice was crying not sleeping during her nap. I asked Daniel to go in and check to see if she was laying down or standing up.

His reply: "She's medium."

Me: "what?"

Daniel: "she's medium."

Bless Jesus

Sometimes Daniel blesses Jesus in his prayers. This took the cake:

"Please bless Jesus and his wife Mary to sleep good."

Grandma's House

Today Alice fell and got hurt so I was telling Daniel if I ever fell and got hurt he should call 911.

D: "Well I don't want them to send the police."

Me: "Well you could call dad."

D: "how about this. I would put my booster seat in the front and drive to my grandma's house."

Me: "What would you do there?"

D: "I would stay for a few days, sleep good and not come out of my room, and play. Then I would drive back."

Me: "So that's what you would do if I got hurt?"

D: "Yeah, I would go to grandma's."

Me: "What if I have to go to the hospital?"

D: "Alice can go with you."

Rocket Ship take 2

My sister came over to deliver us some books today. When Daniel saw who it was he said:

"Guess what we are decorating our house for Christmas so that Santa will want to come here and then he can bring me my rocket ship because I asked him for one. I am so excited!"