I told Alice not to put something in her mouth or she could choke and die. Daniel "Then you will be stuck at the military for a long time until Jesus comes again which is like in forever."

Bad Guys

This is how you can tell who is a bad guy according to what Daniel told Alice. "Bad guys don't clean up their messes."

Constructions

Daniel was trying to play UNO with some people who were not following his "rules" and he said: "We just need to pull out the constructions!"

Booger Kiss

Daniel: Dad I kissed you so hard a booger came out.
Me: Great son.

Important Stuff

While watching the "World Report":

Daniel: What is that?
Melanie: That is baseball.
Daniel: Why aren't they showing important stuff?

Thats my boy!!

animaniacs

We were at the library and they had a small display of Jack and the Beanstalk. I asked Daniel:

"You know this story, who sells their cow for some magic beans?"

Daniel replies very seriously "The Warner Brothers."

shirts

Daniel "I wonder what shirt Daddy is wearing today?"

me: what?????