Milking

I had to pump milk for awhile with Charlie (newest edition) and Daniel checked on me one day while pumping and went and told Jason "mom is just milking upstairs."

Purple

We have started drinking green smoothies around here but Alice prefers hers to be purple. She told me "purple helps you poop."

Big Girl

I helped Alice put her shoes on the other day. She then got mine out and when I put them on she said "you are such a big girl, good job."

I told Alice not to put something in her mouth or she could choke and die. Daniel "Then you will be stuck at the military for a long time until Jesus comes again which is like in forever."

Bad Guys

This is how you can tell who is a bad guy according to what Daniel told Alice. "Bad guys don't clean up their messes."

Constructions

Daniel was trying to play UNO with some people who were not following his "rules" and he said: "We just need to pull out the constructions!"

Booger Kiss

Daniel: Dad I kissed you so hard a booger came out.
Me: Great son.