Prayers

Daniel said the prayer at dinner:
"Bless Bob and Abby and Alice and Grandma and Aunt Brittany and Bob.......AMEN."

Alias: Jim

Uncle Bob has been working with Daniel on his fishing name. Jim. So at dinner the other day Bob said "what's your name" and Daniel replied "Daniel, Daniel Webb." Bob said "No it's Jim." Daniel said "only when fishing."

Peee

Daniel: I'm gonna write dad.
(Daniel very carefully makes scribbles on the paper)
Melanie: Good job. How do you spell dad?
Daniel: P. E. E. E.

Knockers

While in Yellowstone, one night after a full day of sight seeing.

Daniel: I need knockers.
Melanie: What honey?
Daniel: I need knockers.
Melanie and Jason: What is that Daniel?
Daniel: I need knockers mom!
Melanie (To Jason): What is he talking about?
Daniel: Aunt Tiffys knockers!
Melanie: Oh! You need Aunt Tiffys binoculars!
Daniel: YEAH!!

These shoes are so cool

Today I bought Daniel some lightening McQueen shoes that light up. He of course threw a massive fit in the store about trying them on and then ran away from me causing me to have a heart attack. We even left and I asked my sister to buy them so I could take my crazy children (both screaming) home. Later he was going outside and we put them on. Daniel looked down at the shoes and said "mom these shoes are so cool, they light up and have cars on them. They are awesome!" Who would have thought?

Goodnight

Daniel was going to bed last night and quietly was saying goodnight to everyone. "Goodnight grandma, goodnight Britty, goodnight mom, goodnight Alvin." Alvin is the dog who apparently needed goodnight wishes as well.

Dirt and Shoes

We were eating breakfast at Grandma's house. Daniel and the rest of us were eating yummy pancakes while Alice was licking this orange ball that I gave to her. After awhile of watching her lick this ball with great enthusiasm I decided to wash it claiming that it "probably tastes really yummy like dirt and shoes." A few minutes later Daniel turned to Grandma and said "Grandma these pancakes are so good. They taste like dirt and shoes." Needless to say we all had a good laugh.