Tractor Poop

Okay so Daniel is potty training right? Jason's co-worker/boss I forget which: Steve came over for lunch and this is what Daniel said:

"Steve guess what? When I get bigger my poop will get bigger and look like tractors."

Coughing Table

Daniel started coughing the other day and then asked if he could go to the coffee table.

Me: "Sure." Thinking whatever.

Dainel: "I just needed to cough at the coughing table."