Pudding Faces

The night before Thanksgiving, Daniel was eating a pudding and taking "photos" of everyone with his camera phone.

Daniel: Dad turn around and smile.
Dad: Not right now buddy.
Daniel: Hey Dad, Dad, Dad, smile Dad.
Dad: No buddy. Why don't you take a picture of your pudding.
Daniel: I can't, my pudding has no face.

No arguing with that logic.

Steve

[Note: Steve is my boss]

Daniel: Dad can I call Steve?
Jason: Sure thing buddy.
Daniel (Into his fake phone): Hi Steve, how are you? [Lots more random talking]. Thanks. Bye bye.
Daniel (to Mom and Dad): Steve says he loves Daddy!

Guns

Jason was looking at a Cabela's catalogue.

Daniel "When I get big I will need a gun. I will need some money and a black gun. Then I can shoot the animals like the snake under the stairs."

Typical

Jason and I were making a list of chores needing to be done before thanksgiving to which Daniel interjected

"When I get big, like 40, then I can clean the toilets like mom."

Mushrooms for Dessert?

Jason was making dinner and cutting up veggies to go in our stir fry. He mentioned he was cutting up mushrooms to which Daniel responded.....

"Mushrooms? I want a mushroom."

So we go over to the counter and I hand him a mushroom. To which he replied "No a mushroom, they are white. Like Mark's." Totally confused I tell him that mushrooms are white.

Daniel: "No mom white, mushrooms, you eat them after dinner."

Still very puzzled Jason finally turns around and says "Marshmellows!"

Crunchy Table

We told Daniel to go to the table to eat his snack. We had been too busy to clean it off and it was covered in crumbs.

Daniel after seeing the crumbs on the table said "I can't [eat his snack here] the table is crunchy."

Mom "What?"

Daniel "It's crunchy."

Obviously.

Seinfield

We were playing a type of "Do as I'm Doing" and had been doing actions and animals. I asked Daniel what we should be next, to which he clearly stated "Seinfeld."