Where I came from

We took a pregnant lady to the doctor yesterday and this was one of our conversations.

Daniel: "Before I came here to earth I lived way way up in the sky with Jesus. Then he put me in my mommy's tummy and I was there for a few days. After that the doctor got me out of her tummy. But Alice was still up in Heaven with Jesus. And that's where I came from."

Coyote Ugly

We were cleaning the basement. Daniel found the movie "Coyote Ugly" and ran over to me and excitingly said

"Mom it's a picture of my aunts!!"

Medium

Alice was crying not sleeping during her nap. I asked Daniel to go in and check to see if she was laying down or standing up.

His reply: "She's medium."

Me: "what?"

Daniel: "she's medium."

Bless Jesus

Sometimes Daniel blesses Jesus in his prayers. This took the cake:

"Please bless Jesus and his wife Mary to sleep good."