Booger Kiss

Daniel: Dad I kissed you so hard a booger came out.
Me: Great son.

Important Stuff

While watching the "World Report":

Daniel: What is that?
Melanie: That is baseball.
Daniel: Why aren't they showing important stuff?

Thats my boy!!

animaniacs

We were at the library and they had a small display of Jack and the Beanstalk. I asked Daniel:

"You know this story, who sells their cow for some magic beans?"

Daniel replies very seriously "The Warner Brothers."